Friday, July 20, 2007

She Will NOT!

When the Grump goes to a restaurant, she will not pick up the check. She will pretend it is not there for hours, just sitting and waiting to escape. She waits until the door is ajar and - zoom!- out she goes! She is like the greasy lightnings! You may not see her then for days, and when you do you will find her hiding in a drawer or under a bush or in a pile of laundry.

I'm totally serious about this.


Jen said...

It is not true!!! I crawl through the bathroom window.

Tom Dougherty said...

She does do that sometimes too! She will go to pee and you will wait for hours for her to come out, until they are putting the chairs all upside down. Then you will suddenly know she is gone!