Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Friday, July 20, 2007

She Will NOT!


When the Grump goes to a restaurant, she will not pick up the check. She will pretend it is not there for hours, just sitting and waiting to escape. She waits until the door is ajar and - zoom!- out she goes! She is like the greasy lightnings! You may not see her then for days, and when you do you will find her hiding in a drawer or under a bush or in a pile of laundry.

I'm totally serious about this.

Don't Pay Her Any Mind

She's just talking crap.

Grumping Chores.


Pssst! Don't tell the Grump she can water the plant at the bottom. Ha ha!

Henry Potter!

No you aren't! You are full of all of the lies, Grump!

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Saturday, July 7, 2007